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Saturday, January 17th, 2009
3:02 pm

verbal_odyssey


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If you love reading about the stupid shit that people do when stoned then this is the place. Post your own silly stories, c'mon, you know you have some! Feel free also discuss your crazy stoner theories!

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Wednesday, January 14th, 2009
1:12 pm

bohemianbadfish
Once me friends and I were at a homies house partying.  My friends brother hadn't smoked in a while and was considerably past tipsy.  We were just about to get a smoke circle going at which point he slides over to us with this nug of black and green shit, loads it in the bong, and takes a fat rip only to start choking immediately after.   Normally this is supposed to happen unless Dude smokes part of a chewed up tennis ball thinking it was chronic.
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Saturday, April 19th, 2008
3:26 pm - good times... with a zong...

corriiina
my best stoner story so far is this.
i was at my buddy john wiggens house with about 7 other ppl and we were smokin his zong right, and fenny needed a lighter so i threw one at him but it hit the tip of the slide and it fucking broke. glass got in fennys mouth but luckily he spit it out before it caused any damage. john wasnt mad at all he thought it was funny as hell because of how it happend. i felt bad so i bought him a new bowl =)


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Thursday, February 7th, 2008
12:19 pm - Help

010000110100100
Can you guys just comment on the fried egg show (earlier post) I forgot to mention that it is a project for school and I need to get documented feedback. I would really appreciate  your feedback.
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Wednesday, February 6th, 2008
8:25 pm - The Fried Egg Show

010000110100100
Check this is out, it's an online show that my friends and I are producing. It is suppose to be stoner comedy. So I wanted to get your opinion.

>The Fried Egg Show <

This was our first show so it is rough, But I wouldn't mind any creative criticism. Especially from my peers (fellow stoners)
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Friday, April 21st, 2006
1:42 pm - smokin in texas.

_medium_
Hi I'm new and thought I'd share a story ...

Winter wasn't at it's best but me, my best friend, my uncle and my best friend's 2nd oldest son were hanging out in front of the house. We smoked and I noticed my uncle gave my friend a bad-ass shotgun. Which was gross but I knew it was gonna get her hella stoned. Me and her talk for a while while the guys sat in the car talking. Anyway they left and we decied to take a drive. We took off from the house and I noticed the car was moving a little to slow ... so I said hey what's up with your car. I could tell she was gone and out of nowhere she says ... you have to understand the oil is like molasses since it's cold it takes time to warm up. I was stoned so I just looked at her thinking what the fuck is wrong with this car?


We crossed the highway and I noticed a lite on the dash I've never seen on. So I point it out and we stop. I look down at the parking break and it's less then half way up. I point it out and BOOM my friend gets all pissed off yelling and telling the guys off. We look up and there is smoke coming out of the hood. All of a sudden my friend starts laughing and laughing .... we drive on ...

We cross the tracks .... and we get on this dark dirt road ... we're jamming to bob seger. I can tell my friend isn't with me any more so I just enjoy the high and music. All of a sudden she turns the music down and says ....it feels like I'm driving 70 but when I look at the lights I know I'm not.

I've never laughed so hard in my life! By the time we made it to our side of the tracks ... it was time to cross the highway again. She stops at the stop sign [might be the only one in town] and turns into the wrong lane. She was telling me a story at the time .... and I just looked at her like what the hell are you doing? Since she didn't notice she was in the wrong lane thought I would say thing so I did and she was all like "oh my bad" and moved into the right lane, Like it wasn't a big deal.

I'm telling you were lucky no state troopers were on the highway, or I would of had to go though some cheech and chong up in smoke shit. :D Hope you all enjoyed this story. oh by the way HAPPY 421!

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Saturday, March 18th, 2006
6:45 pm
stonerx4x2x0 so my parents and everyone else in the house is gone and there gonna be gone for awhile. i remember i have a 10 sack waitign for me to be smoked upstairs.........so i take advantage of them not being home. sense im only 15 i dont really have any pipes or anything i be ghetto and use a can. so i rumage upstairs and thennnn I SMOKED DAT SHIT UPPPPP GOOOOOD. ahahha ok but then i was like shit my rooms gonna reek so i needed to hide the smell. i put on my fan and used one of those sploo or whatevetherukck you call them things and tried it out for the first time. should that be good enough? oh and you know when you get those awesomely cool dreams/thearoies abotu life? yea will i figured out how people get fat. They are all stoners and get the munchies LIKE CRAZZZZZY. and so the plan on not eating anything or w/e then the'll be like nahhhhhh imma eat. and once they start eating THEY CANT STOP. so they just eat up dat good shizzleeeee. and sense there stoners they get the muihcnes like that all the time so then they get fat. okay ezue this entry if it made no sense or anything cvause well im kinda up thurr :-)
ps. never use glitter on ur hand. like the hand glitter lotion shit it makes you sparkel and its CRAZZZZZZZZZZZZZY
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Saturday, February 18th, 2006
4:22 pm - join

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3:22 pm - pot pot pot

sh_ep
so i am currently attending school in new orleans. everything was going good until the campus got raided this week and the cops escorted off 2 trashbags of luscious leafy pot along with many a respectable dealer. how depressing to have 100 dollars in my pocket to spend on anything i want, and there be no marijuana on this entire campus. that being said i took out what was left of my eighth, got my roommate high for the first time, watched half baked in it's entirety and we walked across the street to the worlds largest park in the sleet and rain. what started out a miserable day, became one i will never forget. all in the name of pot. long live the herb.

anyone in the new orleans area know where i can get some more???




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Tuesday, February 14th, 2006
9:50 am - help!!

caliroxmysox
hey, it's been a long while since i've posted and I have a problem.
I was trying to scrape my pipe and the bowl fucking cracked and broke off.
I took it to my friend who tried to torch it back together, but the glass wouldn't melt together.
Then I thought maybe I could superglue it back together.
So, is that a good idea or should i just give up and buy a new one?
I'd really appriciate your ideas.

current mood: high
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Wednesday, November 30th, 2005
1:26 am

charmingxbarbie
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Thursday, October 27th, 2005
3:19 am - so wow

tokegirl
been a while since I posted in here.
I am super stoned right now, and about to watch house of the dead, maybe Land of the dead again as well.
Anyway's, had to say, I was a little grumpy before, so i smoked a small joint no bigger than my pinky ........ and im fuct. Thank you marijuana for being my friend.

and reply to the last post, i'd def try a banana or a zucheni hahaha.
But yea, I saw the apple thing before .... i wanted to try it, and I am glad to hear it was good cause now I am actually gonna try it :P


oh, and hey, im innis from canada and i like pot.

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Wednesday, October 26th, 2005
8:38 pm - An apple

sailin_girl
Anyone hit from an apple?... I 'highly' reccomend it! No joke.. best buzz of my life. Easiest to carry around and by far the least likely to be suspected... and apple... and the best part

"and i ate the bong"


anyone got a better one than an apple?
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Tuesday, September 6th, 2005
2:30 pm

natura_words
hey! has anyone bought anything off of rollies.com. i want to but dont like using my card on sites until i know shit is secure. if you have let me know :0 thnx nat
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Tuesday, August 30th, 2005
3:27 am - Check This Out!

ganja_plant
Wuts up everyone! Check my LJ out. Every 3 days i will be photodocumenting the life of my pot plant. It will be cool so add me and sit back and watch as it grows. I'll also be giving any advice and tips incase you ever decide to start a plant of your own.
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Wednesday, July 27th, 2005
3:50 pm

natura_words
hello all. i'm natura. new here. i have some interesting stories but i'll

tell them later. in the now though, i have a question. i just moved to

maryland and am looking for a head shop. i dont know where to look...if

anyone could help me it would be awesome!!
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Monday, July 25th, 2005
9:40 pm

goapsytrancer
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Saturday, July 23rd, 2005
6:19 pm - THC and Harry Potter

curiouscliche
(cross-posted to bibliophiles, bookshare, college_stoners, ismokeweed, marijuana, pot_heads, older_potheads, and stoned_stories)

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Tuesday, July 19th, 2005
11:19 am

yrdofdistnction
Hey everyone...A friend and I are making a fun little book about pot called 'The Stoner Scriptures'. I'd like to get your input on some things to add to my book:

Any of the following will help:

1. stoner etiquette. what kind of rules do u think the pothead must follow?...(i.e. whoever rolls the blunt gets to spark it, passing it to the left, whatever u can think of)

2. list some of your favorite munchie snacks or places to eat when you're high

3. list movies to enjoy while high

4. list music to enjoy while high

5. invent some clever "you know you're a pothead if...." statements

6. list ways to spot the police (i.e. the cb radio cable is a good clue, etc)

7. list some books the stoner might enjoy

8. list ways you clean out your system (i.e. niacin pills, etc)

9. I'm making an A-Z list for innovative places to smoke. I'm stuck with these letters and can't think of anything good: E, I, J, M, N, O, Q, S, T, U, V, W, Y

10. finally, share some interesting/crazy/funny stories from when you were high off your ass.


i just thought this might be fun for you all if you're bored, plus it would help me along. peace

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Monday, July 11th, 2005
3:59 pm

ziah

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